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Posted by Ian McAdam on December 24, 2008

BREAKING NEWS

The British Home Office is attempting to repatriate Jon Smelly to Ireland.  The question is, will the Irish government have him back?  The World Health Association earlier this week issued as statement claiming that Mr Smelly is responsible for 90 percent of global methane emissions, accelerating by a factor of twenty the onset of avalanching global warming.

Hot on his trail already are the perfume conglomerates, including L’Oreal and Calvin Klein.  Their researchers have uncovered an ingredient in Mr Smelly’s flatulence which is unique to him only.  They have swat teams on his trail!

Hold on…. yes, we have confirmation, Mr Smelly has just called our news desk and has claimed that his freedom of movement is being compromised.  He is placing an immediate request for a hearing at the European Court of human rights…

More on this stroy as it unfolds

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